A couple of days back I read about this guy, who claims to be part of KKR team, played ranji probably for WB and has no hopes of being in the playing eleven. The blog is www.fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com, and the posts are just hilarious. I believe this guy gives some reliable info, else no one would have taken him seriously. The nick names given are also damn interesting and if you read all the posts, you can easily find who is who, but just to make your task easier, I will put down the nicknames used by this guy:
Sheik of Tweak - Shane Warne
Vinnie/Winnie/Badshah Dildo - Shahrukh Khan
Lord Almighty/ Lordie - Saurav Ganguly
Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist
Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
Appam Chutiya - S. Sreesanth
Calypso King - Chris Gayle
Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
Kishen Kanhaiyya Commentator - Ravi Shastri
Little John - Ishant Sharma
Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh
Babli - Priety Zinta
Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
Junta Tormentor - Ajantha Mendis
Havai Chappal - Greg Chappel
Baja of Baroda - Anshuman Gaekwad
John Wrong - John Wright
RDB - Ranadeb Bose
Bangla Tiger - Mashrafe Mortaza
Very special friend Ram - VVS Laxman
Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
Coachie - John Buchannan
Phoren Babas - KKR Coaching Squad
Bevdaa Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers
Mr. Batlivala - Vijay Mallya
Biggest Bevda - Jesse Ryder
Commentator who crossed the border for this tournament - Alistair Campbell
Chatterjee Kaku - Old man in the KKR Ad
Big Sisters Team - Rajasthan Royals
Bubblies Team - Kings XI Punjab
A few recent posts have not been up to the standards set by him in the initial posts, may be because now every thing is scanned and the time is less rather now he also claims to be putting his blog via his bro in India.
My take on the blogger is that this guy is certainly not as described in the blogs, the kind of unique writing skills he has, it would have been easier to identify as you wont find many people with such skills. Other thing is that, he gave so many clues and anyone having inside information could have found as their are a few instance where 2-3 people only were present, so definatly this guy is faking it but for sure is some insider.
I feel it can be Lordie himself, as the start date of blog coincided with the announcement date of McCullum's captaincy and Lordie has good enough reasons to be against Vinnie and Coachie. Also one needs to have balls to do such an act, as any newcomer's career will be destroyed if caught and there is only such player who can take the team management head on when caught. Again I feel that Lordie has quite good oratory skills and he might be using his some journalist friend to put the blog and he is also cleverly putting the things about himself. I hope its Lordie.. and if that's true hats off dada, BRAVO.
If not lordie then it can only be a parts of Vinnie's marketing team, just to keep the interest of viewers after loosing the fan base in Kolkata. Vinnie is a very shrewd guy and any one can make out that fact from his take on Dada but unfortunately its too easy to find that he is faking it. Vinnie also is a very good business man and wants to earn profits by hook or crook and this might be one of his crooks anyways I feel next year onwards KKR will either remain KR with a base on Ahmedabad or Vinnie has to get rid of Phoren babas and lick a&% of Kolkata's dear Lordie.
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